紫色茉莉 发表于 2017-11-4 09:09:27

“大哥”的女人果然不简单,应采儿教你做老婆用的是脑!《爸5》最好看的就是这期了


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看完这一期的《爸爸去哪儿》,感觉所有的笑点都被应采儿承包了!
“大哥”的女人也太可爱了吧...去的路上,她就先把司机“质疑”了:大哥,你不会要把我们卖了吧!
字幕组也可以加鸡腿:谁敢动大哥的女人啊...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae0da66f92.png!ac1几位妈妈刚见面,她就展现了“特别”的热情,称呼霍思燕“杜太好!”
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae146f3d02.png!ac1其他人还没来及打招呼,她就先介绍起了“实习妈妈”李沁:这个是“假太太”。
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae1cc53c91.png!ac1一定要这么直白的讲出来吗,采儿姐??http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae1f4c1672.png!ac1紧接着,您的好友“耿直应采儿”就上线了!
她问李沁:今天你会不会很尴尬?老公也不是你的,孩子也不是你的...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae29f92631.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae32c8d21b.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae334b79d6.png!ac1瞎说什么大实话呢!
李沁直接被问蒙圈了...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae32326096.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae3178fad3.png!ac1相比于其他几个妈妈一开始的客气和“放不开”...“大哥”的女人果然是道独特的风景线!
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae3a634df2.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae3ae3432f.png!ac1见孩子之前,得先做早餐...
这可难坏了应采儿,难得露出“局促”的一面:我不知道我要干嘛!http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae472edfba.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae47d69061.png!ac1然后问出了一个世纪难题,做面的话“应该先做西红柿鸡蛋还是先做面呢??”http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae485a5b13.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae5140fb3d.png!ac1脸上纠结出了几个表情包↓
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae603d39e7.gif旁边霍思燕特大方的表示:我帮你做!做完我们一起分享!
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae63f56235.png!ac1听到有人帮忙,秒变脸,开始一本正经讲她的“分享论”。
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae9be675f1.gif“我们要教给小朋友的道理就是:分享即是关爱!”
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fae9afbd86c.png!ac1然后霍思燕让她“你摊个饼吧”,刚刚还开心到飞起的她又一秒变表情包“这个太难了!”
你是学“四川变脸”来的吧??http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faea7571b18.gif接下来...“应采儿微服私访记”开始!
先是探访“刘太太”:你在做什么啊,刘太太?http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faeaf0cd1f3.png!ac1见蛋饼有些糊,她“毫不留情”指出来:哇!烧焦了哎...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faeb5e61e88.png!ac1刘太太解释道:这个火候很难掌握。http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faeb91ae471.png!ac1“应式吐槽”第一弹开始:现在怪火是不是?!自己蛋饼做不好怪火...
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faec1d6bb3f.gif接着“巡视”到霍思燕这边,还没走过去,看到那边冒着烟就露出了“嫌弃脸”↓http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faedac83118.gif边嫌弃边在一边看...这就是来配合做反应的吧??http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faee4e37bf6.gif刚刚才被吐槽的刘太太立马找到组织了:你看我就说火候很重要吧!
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faee918dbc9.png!ac1然而压根儿就没动手的应采儿是没法体会她们这种找到同胞的感觉的...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faef1df01b8.gif
一脸难以理解的路过,OS应该是:太可怕了...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faef77aee63.png!ac1继续找下一个“巡视”目标↓随后她就瞄中了一旁一直没讲话、只顾默默做饭的吴尊老婆...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faefd24ffb0.png!ac1看着她有条不紊的切菜、剁肉、热油...
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf0e545c5d.gif于是吴太太就“有幸”成为第一个被她“看好”的女人...吐槽厉害,夸人也毫不含糊:我终于知道吴尊为什么娶你了!
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf19412562.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf19b4fd3f.png!ac1夸完还给她鼓掌,看来是真的很认可她的厨艺了!http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf20a4086d.gif不过...太“一本正经”就不是应采儿了!果然,下一秒就问:多少钱一碗??给我两碗!说完自己都笑得不行...哈哈,在这儿等着呢...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf35e26f6d.gif都巡视一圈儿了,开始总结:嗯,就目前来讲,只有吴太太那个看起来像样一点。http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf3394aad1.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf38d4bc59.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf39487f50.png!ac1她看到刘畊宏老婆自己从家里带来了牛肉汤,满脸惊讶!
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf42798e06.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf3fe2d679.png!ac1特别“不爽”的吐槽道:还可以带东西!!!然后一脸“悔不该当初”的感慨:把我的泡面拿过来!!!http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf4ef9a5f3.gif霍思燕让她尝尝面条熟没熟,她看了一眼说了句:你这蛋都没熟...
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf57366f91.png!ac1紧接着她瞄了一眼霍思燕煮的西红柿鸡蛋面,来了句神吐槽:你这煮是鸳鸯锅吧,姐!!
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf60284179.png!ac1“这女的不得了了,你看!”
哈哈哈,笑cry...橘子君边擦眼泪边看这段儿!http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf65fce4dc.png!ac1刘畊宏老婆把做好的蛋饼分给她,她特别爷们儿的表示了感谢↓有种“武林人士”抱拳道谢的既视感...
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf70b34a76.gif终于...去看老公和儿子了!应采儿端着一盘早餐进门的时候,陈小春已经醒了,Jasper还在睡。她一改“霸气”形象,恭恭敬敬的双手奉上,小春哥估计都懵了...
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf83028fbc.gif一上来就开始解释:我跟你讲...,最后一句是“你有看过我做早餐吗?”
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf8baf0512.png!ac1巴拉巴拉又开始介绍别人老婆做的饭...
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf92b2b8a5.png!ac1果然,我们非常“宠妻”的小春哥默默放下别人做的饺子,拿起了老婆蒸的馒头,还没吃呢就夸她“这个最好吃!”http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faf921ead9d.png!ac1不过...表情一秒都没立住,刚吃到嘴里就受不了了:没熟哈哈!
一旁的应采儿都笑翻了,仿佛做饭的人并不是她...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafa08e1052.gif对自己的厨艺满意到笑得停不下来...
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafa6fc2e62.gif然后又一本正经的总结了个“应式语录”:你看,不会做饭老公也很满意。做老婆用的是脑,OK?
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafb2ed005a.gif陈小春在旁边都看愣了...是,你老婆是够有才的!http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafb890ba15.gif开始做任务了,应采儿和李沁一组,抽到的是“喂猪”。跟当地人交流的时候,地方话她听的一脸懵,表示没懂,特耿直的问了句“有字幕吗??”http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafcda9b59e.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafce7e5f18.png!ac1两个小朋友在喂猪的时候,感慨“喂猪是很辛苦的事情!”
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafe77247d1.png!ac1她用整个五官表示了赞同↓http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fafea7cbfff.gif然后开始念叨了:我一起看《爸爸去哪儿》妈妈不都是穿的很漂亮进来...“没有在干活啊!”http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faff5b59705.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faff6a78dd9.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faff7eb4009.png!ac1好气哦...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59faff8772552.png!ac1喂完猪以后,该走了,可是猪吃嗨了就是不愿意进猪圈...
然后您的好友“大哥的女人”又上线了!http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb001b73b20.png!ac1嘴上边道着歉,身体却很诚实的拿着扫把赶猪...越赶越带劲↓
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb0135e8894.gif终于可以回去了...没想到一转脸Jasper就跟着小山竹一家子跑了。http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fac44803806.png!ac1应采儿在后面一脸大写的“懵”↓
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fac49901f32.png!ac1不敢相信:我这是被“抛弃”了??http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb0266d664f.gif然后开始特别认真的自言自语:我之前看了几集,他跟小山竹有感情线吗??
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fac5113e858.png!ac1她在后面大喊“Jasper!”没想到Jasper看了她一眼,特别潇洒的继续往前走...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb0352472e6.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb032e27341.png!ac1应采儿哄他说:妈妈第一次来,你要牵着我啊!
Jasper特别酷...转过头,看都不看她一眼说:跑就行咯!http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb03ec8a3d7.png!ac1果然是大哥和大嫂的儿子...cool!
http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb046e87932.png!ac1请给此时张大了嘴巴、震惊到不行的应采儿加一句OS...http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb04e751117.png!ac1最后的比赛环节,还有个彩蛋...
有一轮是“实习家庭”邓伦和李沁获胜↓http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb07737573d.png!ac1应采儿又开始在节目里“预言”了...“这一定是因为爱情!”http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb079bed94c.png!ac1http://cdn01.happyjuzi.com/content/201711/02/59fb07a2166a3.png!ac1来源:橘子娱乐说话耿直又霸气,句句离不开吐槽,表情包说来就来...小春哥一定是看上了她的人格魅力!“大哥”的女人比大哥还厉害啊!



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